Press Release from the Anchorage Police to the National Enquirer re Blind Allegiance

The following E-mail is fiction. That means it’s not true. It’s purely satire, and if you don’t know what that is, there is a young woman  who appeared on the Family Guy who could explain that to you.

To: The Anchorage Police Department, attention Chief Mew

From: A Woman With a Fire in Her Belly
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Malia Litman