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Wednesday, March 30, 2011

President Palin's First 10 Days in Office

Day One: Chief Justice Roberts administers the oath of office. President Palin repeats the words “So help me God,” fifty-five times and won’t let go of the Bible. The benediction lasts six hours.

In her inaugural speech, she proclaims that, "Democratic countries of the world must stand together to defeat Communism and win the Cold War."

Tweet: Prety sur Justc. Rbts. commando undr robe @ inaug. Ooooh. 

Day Nine: Palin meets with pro-life activists and tells them that, in her opinion, life begins in the scrotum (except for Obama whose life began in Kenya) and that vasectomologies should be a federal crime

Funny must read:   http://tinyurl.com/49wazvk

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